The Hog's Head

Laughing slightly shaking her head taking another drink. "No, what?"

"Because it's worth it" Tyler said, smiling still and he took a long few gulps of his drink, leaving just under a half left

After laughing a few moments shaking her head. "Oh hot damn. It's true though. What can I say?" she took a few sips thinking about what she was going to say. " How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"No idea" He said, thinking he knew the answer but in the end, he didn't

" Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part." She grinned a little before looking at his head a moment. " How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?"

Tyler laughed, "So true" he said through laughing

"I dunno, how?" He asked

" All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs." Grinning a little she walking around him. "You know... I can almost see my face in your head. It's... So shiny."

Tyler laughed again, thinking of colonel sanders' face and it made him laugh even harder, "Thank you, I try" he said with a smirk, "What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?"


(That's a joke for an older crowd I think XP)

Grinning slightly sitting back down staring at the shinny spot. "Oh Merlin. What?"

"They can both smell it, but they can't eat it" Tyler said, snorting as he looked at the bartender's disgusted face

A blush took over her face as she laughed. "Oh... Mate!" laughing still smiling she calmed down a bit. " Alright. A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die," The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin." The bus driver says, "I'm not married" The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ass". Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business. When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married." The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and I'm going to a costume party!" "

Tyler laughed for a while
"That was a pretty good one.... But did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?" He asked

"No.. Not at all." She smiled laughing a little with him.

"Yeah... They named him Sum Ting Wong" Tyler said, smirking and downing the rest of his beer

Shaking her head laughing taking another drink. "One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation. An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution." She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year." "

Laughing, Tyler called the bartender over and ordered 2 more drinks, one each for himself and Cazz
"So there was a Punjabi man trying to join the United States through immigration and he passed the tests with flying colours. But the immigration officer said, "Bupinder, all you need to do is use these 3 words in a sentence; the words are green, pink, and yellow." So Bupinder replied with, "The telephone goes GREEN GREEN GREEN, so I pink it up and say "Yellow! This is Bupinder""

Ginning a little nodding before laughing a little more. "That's a good one."

"So Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers says,'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". "

Tyler laughed, "I think I've heard that one before, but it doesn't get old" He said, and drained his beer in one long chug
"Well I should probably be going" he yawned, standing up, not feeling even slightly drunk

Waving a little Cazz smiled. "Have a good night then." she spun around in her chair for a moment. "Bar keep another beer please!!!"

"You too" he replied, and pulling his suit jacking a little tighter, he walked out of the bar

Blaine wondered into the pub and looked around. He was supposed to be getting fitted for a tux but he wanted a beer or two.

Adrian entered sadly. He had nothing to be happy about. He may as well grab a beer and try to find somethin fun to do.

Entering the bar quietly, there was little to no people who noticed her entrance. She was by no means a person with dramatic flair and with her rather toneless black hair and hooded figure, Alexandra was just another anonymous customer. Glancing around, she tried to see who seemed to be a good candidate for finding information. A few people seemed to be more watchful than others and she made a mental note of their positions in the pub and stances before ordering a fire whiskey to sip. It was a bad idea to appear a light-weight in front of them. Sitting down at the bar counter, she saw that Blaire's boy-toy had arrived. A slight smirk adorned her lips as she watched him with amusement, remembering their last encounter.

Blaine ran his fingers through his hair and ordered a firewhiskey.

Adrian ordered 2 firewhiskeys and sat at a table in a darker corner. He calmly looked around.