The Hog's Head

"Yeah, I've been told she's some sort of assassin... Not a very good one though" Tyler said, yawning

"I believe she tried to kill me once." drinking some more beer. "Well you seem tired... Let you go do as you do." Looking up at the bartender smiling. "What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?"
"What?" he looked at her slightly weirdly.

Grinning a little she spoke softly in a hush whisper. "The dead baby won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.." Laughing.

Tyler laughed at the joke, and when he looked at the bartender and saw the look on his face, he couldn't help but laugh even harder
"No, I'll stick around here for a while" He said, still laughing a bit


(sorry if my reply's are slow, I'm watching Fast 5 XP)

" Alright then, What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?" She smiled leaning back a little.

"I'm guessing something to do with babies?" He asked

"Well I suppose you did see that one coming. Alright then. One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins." "

Tyler laughed, "That's a good one" He said, still smiling a few minutes later and then he rebutted with his own joke, "What's worse than 12 babies in one garbage can?"

Thinking for a moment before smiling shrugging. "What?"

"1 baby in 12 garbage cans" he finished the joke, smiling

Leaning her head down at little busting out laughing. "Oh... Oh god. That is just too good. Okay okay what's bloody, soft, and crawling up your leg?"

Tyler thought hard
"No idea" He finally admitted

"A home sick fetus..." She cracked up a little not being able to keep a stright face.

Tyler laughed long and hard, eventually calming down and wiping tears from his eyes
"That's great that one.... How many babies does it take to paint a wall?" He asked

"Oh my god we're so fucked up!!" she laughed a little harder. "Tell meeee please."

"Depends on how hard you throw them" Tyler finished the joke, snickering

"Oh my god... New that one was comin'" laughing a little she sat down in a stool. "My lord you should tell jokes more often Tyler."

"Do you know why tornadoes and women are alike?" Tyler asked, remembering this one that he had heard a while ago

"Nope." She pop the p and smiled waiting to hear this. Women were crazy. That's why there were more women death eaters then men so I guess it is true. 'I wounder why men still wanna... Oh yeah.' laughing slightly smiling.

"At first there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house" Tyler said, smiling full on now

( Awww shit!!)

Laughing really hard not even able to breath for a moment. "Oh. My. Fucking. God!!" calming down after a few moments before saying. " What do men and sperm have in common?"

"I have no idea" Tyler laughed

"They both have one in a million chance of becoming a human being." grinning a little ordering another beer handing one to Tyler.

"Ouch" Tyler laughed, accepting his drink and taking a sip
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?"

"No idea." Smiling happily leaning back a little spinning on the bar stool a little.

"A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye" Tyler finished, laughing a bit,
"Why is divorce so expensive?" He asked, kind of payback for Cazz's last joke