April Fools! (Tag: Mary, Cazz, ALB, Vanity, and open)

( Thank god it wasn't lego's)

Cazz gave a small sigh dropping her fist to her side giving up on it all together... Sulking out of the place she looked at Mary holding out her hand for her pants. Today was not the day she would get to run around in her underwear... even if it was april fools day I suppose you could not have it all. "Tomorrow can it be underwear day?"

"Mmmmm..." Mary groaned, pulling a hand through her hair. Please please please let Vanity still have his Batman undies on, she did not need some aurors or whoever coming in here, sending her friends to St. Mungo's... She handed Cazz her trousers back. "Sure, sweetie. Tomorrow can be underwear day, and we'll go to the playground and all."

Cazz stepped into her pants zipping and buttoning them. Smiling happily she patted her pockets a little before looking at Vanity smiling though he still did not have pants on he looked somewhat normal. Looking at Mary she raised an eyebrow before saying. "I think you think I am a child but I am not though I think you think I may act like one though it is just a way to be happy and native..."

After thinking Cazz's statement over for a second, Mary replied "Well, you often act younger than you are, and besides playgrounds are always fun." She grinned. "Van, you going to poof your trousers back on, or give all of Diagon Alley a look at the goddamn Batman?"

Vanity, who had been doing a small jig in the streets, looked up to Mary with raised eyebrows. "I'm gonna show these bad-boys off, o'course!" He returned back to his dance, voicing the song that was playing in his head, "doo bop a-doo~"

Mary just shook her head and handed Cazz the peanut brittle, taking a piece for herself, to suck on like a big hardcandy. She wasn't sure how far she could mother Vanity before overstepping her bounds, so she ignored his dancing down the street in only pants.

(Is he wearing Batman boxers, or briefs?)

( thong Boxers )

After a while people began to toss change in Vanity's direction, mistaking the man as a mentally-deficient homeless person in need of some money.

Mary just sighed as coins clinked to their feet. She ducked into a nearby coffee shop and got a cup, collecting Vanity's earnings and passing him the cup. There were actually quite a few knuts and sickles in there.
"Maybe you can get that converted to muggle money and buy some Batman trousers." She suggested.

Looking at Vanity and then Mary she watched them both carefully waiting... silently as one could be eating peanut brittle. Cazz laughed a little at Mary's comment then quickly running behind Vanity and pulling down his boxers before taking off for the hills. Almost like the devil was trying to bite off her feet if she did not run so fast.

Cazz yanked down Vanity's Batman boxers and took off running, Mary just kept her gaze on the boy's face.
"Not cool, Cazzie." She hollered. "Though it is April Fools Day. April Fools?" She grinned at Van.

Vanity, in a rare display for him, flushed red. He turned towards Cazz, began to chase her, forgot his underwear were still clinging to his ankles and fell flat on his face.
"...ow."

Poor kid. "Want a hand?" Mary asked, inspecting the roof of a nearby shoppe.

Vanity looked up to Mary miserably, underwear still down. "...yes." He held out his hand for her to help him up.

Mary held out her hand and hauled him up, simultaneously performing a nonverbal lifting spell on his Batman pants. "Gonna get revenge?" She asked, grinning.

Vanity's expression took on one of a serious tone and he nodded his head stiffly. "Yes...Yes I do..."

"Want some help?" She offered, still grinning.

Cazz was far away now hiding in an ally way taking deep breaths of air... My god she was out of shape. When was the last time she ran? Looking around a little she peeked her head out watching for the two.

"Alright- we need to come up with a game plan." Vanity pulled up his underwear and stared at the woman seriously. "Every good attack has some form of tactic."

"One of us approach calmly while the other one sneaks up?" Mary suggested. "I could walk up all 'that was such a funny prank' and you dump a bucket of water on her from above or something."