Living room (Closed)

Mary laughed. "Luke, I'd think you'd be used to this kind of stuff. Though I suppose Hogwarts occupied your mind for a while."

Pinching the bridge of her nose for a moment thinking. "Ummm lets see.... I had just gotten off the drinking binge... random kid in my yard... sooo lets say about five months ago... its true what they say about the hot pockets though... no one like those hot pockets!" She smiled happily looking back up at him.

"So cuuuute!" Mary exclaimed, holding her hands to her cheeks. "Not being thrown into a hot pocket pool, that'd be really gross, they're probably moldy by now. But you two are adorable together!"

A look of horror crossed her face as she looked up at him jaw dropping slightly. Slowly she turned back to the pool. It was gross the hot pockets had green stuff starting to grow though some look the same as the day she put it in there others... others were not so lucky. She was sure there was a monster in the deeper end. "I will drag you down with me into that watery hot pockety hell..." Looking back up at him nodding confirming with herself what she said. She gave him a tight hug. " But you won't do something like that..." Hearing what Mary said had a blush on her cheeks. Getting more red as she went on.

( I have 50 mg of Melatonin in me right now. LETSDOTHIS )

Vanity's eyes flickered back and forth between the three people as they each spoke their two cents. Slowly his lips pulled into a deeper and deeper frown and his eyebrows continually pulled closer, a look of concentration appearing on his face that hadn't been seen since he took the Ministry entrance exam. He took a few seconds to tbhin kover his next plan of action, carefully choosing his words and making sure he incorporated all the previous information he had learned between the discombobulated train of thought that went through the room.
"Guys," He began seriously, "I have no clue what's happening right now."

Turning slightly to look at him Cazz raised an eyebrow. Maybe he lost his mind? Time to mind fuck Vanity! " Um... you were just talking to you dolphin father on the phone he wants you to bring home fresh fish do not forget."

"Cazz!" Mary laughed and slung her arm around Vanity's shoulders. "They're discussing the hot pocket pool and if Luke id going to throw Cazz in, and if he does she's taking him with her. You and I can watch."

Fear and confusion flashed through the eyes of Vanity. "Oh sweet-Jesus-Potter...is...is my dolphin-dad in the hotpocket pool?"

" Of course not... I am not that mean. Hes in the bath tub.... chilling. He came up through the drain said he missed you so much and you must take over the dolphin thrown!" She sighed drastically.

"I FUCKIN' KNEW IT!" He stood up, slamming his heel into the burnt remains of the wooden table. "I'M COMIN' DADDY!" He bolted up the stairs to find the bathtub his father occupied. Until- "wait a minute..." He turned on his heel, a finger pointed accusingly at Cazz. "My dad isn't a dolphin!"

" But you swim so fast!" Cazz laughed now, hard hiding her face in Luke's chest. Mumbling something along the lines. " Oh... oh my god... this-s is like the second time I've done that... shit never gets old... funnier then standup."

"Dude, Cazz, broseph- I know we're friend and shit, but seriously, s'not cool. You know our relationship is built on trust and you...you're just openin' up a whole can of no-trust worms! You know what happened last time you decided to breach our trust barrier? Do you remember that conversation? "No, seriously Van, it's a girl- trust me." And ya know what happened? That wasn't girly-parts under that skirt! NOW LOOK AT ME! I'm gay- this is all your fault! You and your goddamn convincing-transvestite-friend's fault." He paused his yelling, before looking up. "Oh, that reminds me, can I be the flower girl at your wedding?"

Mary snorted. "I can tell you've been friends for a while, your minds veer off on tangents the same."

He glanced over to Mary, all anger gone from his face. "I'd be a flowerman-- and I'd come in with a cape! And instead of throwing the flowers in the air, I'd specialize a flower-gun that I would use to shoot them at high-velocity towards people's faces."

"Wouldn't work." Mary grinned, still lounging on the couch. "Flowers aren't heavy enough to shoot."

"Oh, you're right- Oh wait a minute- IM MAGIC, PHYSICS CAN KISS MY ASS!" Once again a sharp kick was aimed towards the abused and dismembered table.

" as long as your still my best man lady you could be riding in on the green giant shooting corn at people... as long as Luke says okay." She.gave a half shrug.

"Of course I'll be your best manlady! But I demand a purple suit that is bedazzled. Y'aint gonna gyp me out of my bling." He nodded seriously.

(Cazz...go to sleep, I can tell you're tired as fuck xD )

( i can't ... i am sitting in the car at schnucks waiting for my mum and jenny to get out so i can drive there drunk asss home)

" course not hun... what kinda far hag would i be if i just left you with out a glittery suit. I mean its not like the glitter is going to eat my brains... much less my eyes."

( I'm still kinda fucked up from last night. I also have a distinct memory of you kicking me in the face-- a bruise is showing up xD )

"It'll just get into your eyes and be super obnoxious, s'all." He nodded his head, arms folding over his chest. "I'm glad we can be honest with eachother like this."

( Sleeping meds are kicking in, night guys. )

(Night Van-Van)

(duck last night i was laughing at the fat guy on tv doing funny faces i could have been kicking lots of people in the face.)

" I Am very glad as well... but next time lest not open up that can of truth worms... hurts my soul you know." She giggled .

( also light saber candy can fit comfortable in my boobs.)

" no idea really.... are you James Bond?" She sat down next to.him before hanging upside down from the couch.