Front Yard

Vanity growled, gripping a hold of Earl's hair and attempting to smash his face against the ground. Granted the ground was fairly soft dirt, it still probably applied enough pressure to hurt the boy. "I swear to god, I'm gonna- and- I'll - ffff- AGH-" He couldn't even finish his sentence, straddling the other from behind, now trying to physically pull his hair out.

"Well its to late now. You can't stop something that is already started." She moved back a couple of steps make sure she was out of the way.

Earl grunted, surprised at this
"You fight like a girl!" He said, getting to his knees, trying to throw Vanity off

Eirina walked out into the frontyard, her wand drawn and seperated the two boys.

"I swear to god, I'll kill you both if you don't learn to think."

"Awww! Alexandra I had a bet going!" She picked up her five then walked over to Van. She stopped walking when Eirina came out.

Vanity was still ripping and tugging at the other's hair. "I didn't want to damage that pretty little face of yours." He replied heatedly, though a smirk formed, a bit of blood being spat out as he spoke. He paused, looking over to the headmistress. He bit his lip, then pulled off of him, wiping the blood from his lip.

Michelle walked out shortly after the Headmistress and glanced at the sight, blinking. She pulled out her wand, just in case.
"Mr. Novario, I surely hope that you won't be acting like this in the future, since you're going to be living at my house." She looked over at Eirina and raised an eyebrow.
"Like I said, Headmistress. Anytime you feel like it, you can ship these kids off to my house. I have plenty of space."

Alexandra walked out to see what was going on and stopped behind the two Professors.

Eirina sighed heavily.

"What the hell. Seriously? I thought you guys were mature. You're not all that much younger then I am, and you're picking fights like 5 year olds!"

Turning to Professor Christensen she shook her head. "I'm telling you, I'll be shipping these kids up my ass in a few minutes..."

"Professors, I would not have touched that little shit if he didnt sneak up on me while I was minding my own business and lick my neck" He said, breathing heavier than normal

Michelle covered her mouth with her hand and coughed to hide her smile.
"Mr. Novario? Is that true?"

She stepped out from behind the two teachers and muttered a spell of get the blood off of the boys.
"Episkey." Alexandra murmered pointing to Vanity's nose. After this was done, she backed off, and stood behind Cazz.

Vanity blinked several times, touching his still tenderly, lips drawn into a deep frown. " Yeah, I licked him...He punched me in the face...because I licked him. Some people would pay me to lick 'em, ya know! That assbag should be honored!" Nobody would pay for Vanity to lick them.

Eirina, a bit irritated at everyone, began to speak.

"Earl, shut your mouth. Alexandra, stop trying to show off and be a hero. Vanity, if I hear about you licking someone one more time, you're done for. Do you all understand, or do I have to prove myself clearer?"

Earl snorted with laughter but managed to pass it off as a sneeze and stayed silent

"But I like licking..." He started to protest, before letting out a quiet sigh and hanging his head. "Yes, ma'am...."

Michelle dropped her hand and stuffed them in her pockets again.
"Headmistress. Calm thoughts."
She glanced over at Vanity.
"Alright. Don't do it again, though, or you'll be in gigantic trouble." She looked over at the rest of the students. "Same goes for the rest of you. Give the Headmistress a break, will ya?"
Michelle looked back to the two Hufflepuffs.
"Whenever you two are ready to go to my house, tell me, alright?"

Eirina glared at Earl and performed a Silencing Charm.

"Earl, you're going through hell this week, and I keep my promises. Go back inside."

He nodded and went back to the basement, chuckling silently

Lacetta looked up at Professor Christensen and nodded her head quietly. She was speechless and had no idea what to think of as the scene in front of her unfolded.

Cazz rolled her eyes before laughing a bit. 'Sureee thats going to make someone change who they are.'

Blaire sighed biting her lip.

"Thanks guys." Blaire said hugging her brothers.

"No problem B." Louie said.

"Play night." Eli said.

"Yeah yeah yeah bye." Blaire said and then they disapperated.

Alexandra cocked her head and watched the show, ignoring the Headmistress's comment since she knew that the Professor was simply ticked off with the situation.

Eirina looked over towards Blaire and gave a short, tired wave.

"If there is any snogging you'll find yourself with Professor Christensen and the crazies."